FlyGLA wrote: ↑Fri Jan 03, 2025 10:07 pm
Thing's we'll see before a rail link to Glasgow Airport
Aliens announce they’ve been watching us and are disappointed by the Wi-Fi
The moon turns out to be a giant hologram
The world has fully switched to electric cars... and they're all powered by hamster wheels
The Loch Ness Monster officially files for early retirement and opens an airport hotel to capitalise on the lack of transport options.
The weather in Glasgow becomes consistently sunny, with year-round temperatures averaging 25c
The entire population of Glasgow suddenly becomes fluent in Gaelic, but no one remembers why
The Scottish Parliament passes a law that allows Rangers to claim the league title every other year, just for moral support
EDI fanboys stop polluting every aviation forum on the web with their wet-dreams of routes that they'll never actually fly on
A new, highly competitive race forms: “The Glasgow Airport 5k”—by foot, via bus, or by hitching a ride on a shopping trolley
A national debate on whether we should just give up and build a direct tunnel to the moon instead
Visit Scotland launch a new slogan: Promoting tourism to the entire country, not just Edinburgh!
Glasgow turns into a “Walking City” with an official slogan: “Why take the train when you can just walk there... eventually?”
Gkirk is arrested at Guernsey Airport for attempting to smuggle in vast amounts of Viagra
Apologies if I have missed anything.